Some people think they’ve won the argument by giving their opponents a pejorative portmanteau monicker (lamestream media, randiproles):
fauxminism (Louise Mensch)
leftard (Sarah Vine)
But some deserve it:
ukipalypse (Sathnam Sanghera)
Artwash: when property developers fund art events on sites due for high-end flats in the near future, just for marketing purposes. (Matthew Whitfield)
They pack two meanings up in one word, said Humpty Dumpty.
braunch (brunch and launch)
bromidioms (Gellett Burgess)
creteprint: printed concrete
eelsperts (Sumit Paul-Choudhary)
gellac (gel+shellac nail treatment)
No WWII fakeumentary is complete without a brace of earnest typists in full retrogalia. (RI)
oligarchitectural (Ian Martin)
pornaments (Alex Polizzi)
slurk: Before, during, and after that time, Ramsey had slurked around the Boardwalk day and night. (truecrimezine.com, skulk + lurk)
snarkolepsy (Amy Dentata)
Victorgians (Lee Jackson)
volcaniclastics (whatever they are)
wackaging (Jay Rayner)
wristiquette (Sathnam Sanghera on the Apple watch.)
Mistakes that improve on the original.
add insult to energy (It’s “injury”.)
Chocs away! (Chocks – wooden wedges that stopped an early plane moving.)
contrivery for controversy
escutcheon tubes (Eustachian tubes, in your ears)
fall by the wasteside (wayside, Bible)
Gabrielle legs (cabriole)
Heineken manoeuvre for Heimlich
larva lamps (lava)
Men like to put women on a pedalstool (pedestal).
midrift for midriff
penelope for panoply (“I’d like to see the whole penelope of wolves, bears etc.” Sunday Morning Live)
Renumeration for remuneration is common – but that’s just metathesis.
rest bite for respite
typo on TV screen caption: TONY ABBOTT PRIME SINISTER
warm holes: At the time of the flight… there was another “ship” passing through our system exiting to another dimension. Warm holes are all around the planet but humans can’t see them. (Alex from Turkey, Daily Mail comments)
You’re all two-faced Hippocrates! (hypocrites)
More here, and links to the rest.