Monday, 13 February 2012

Amphiboly II


170 linen napkins, with the Queen's monogram, are folded by one man in the shape of a Dutch bonnet BBC

antisocial behaviour enforcement officers

Falling rocks do not stop


Floppy discs do not bend


Guns and ammo found by bins. (Newspaper placard)

I was listening to the news this morning when I heard a report of a university department using satellites to look for woodpeckers from outer space.

Jail for pregnant woman attacker BBC Online headline

MORE EXCITING GOODS DOWNSTAIRS (sign in Chinese shop)

No food is better than our food. (via wiki)

Red squirrel threatened by rhododendrons in Dorset (Mail hed)

Slow children crossing

Stop children crossing


Tesco sorry for mice found in store

They were both only children.

You had to prove that adultery had happened in front of a high court judge. TV programme on Donald McGill

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2 comments:

  1. Nothing works faster than Anadin.

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    1. Thought it was "acts" - Hamlet in three minutes!

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